“NO MORE MOTHERFUCKING MUGS!!!” Says Obama! (That’sa DIRECT QUOTE! ..its got “” <—-those things.) Also There going after other American Literal “F.u.B.u” wears such as the “I got all the way to the white house and all i got was this lousy tee shirt” Shirt, that’s given to the President as a gag gift when he first gets into office.. Also i mean NO BRAINER they are getting rid of the entire line of that silly “Yes We Can” shit. and finally when they refer to Mouse Pads. Its Pads made of actual Mice. “Mice Pads.. NO MORE OF ‘EM K!? you got it!?” Obama said as he threw his wives in the garbage. From this day forward they are now using that actual button on the staples commercials. GWB is convinced it will work. But all are in agreement! It simply costs the tax payers to much money for them to continue skinning baby mice to make there White House Mouse Pads. “You just need to many of them lil fuckers..” Said one of my White House sources.. Greg. Gregs a really good guy just.. I think he was a registered sex offender at one point in his life.. Chemically castrated i know that.. that’s a FACT.. But Any ways…… in conclusion! WE DID IT!! this is OBVIOUSLY the work of our 17 unorganized GOODHEARTED people i met while i was there.. i was just there for the F A B. (Fly aaasss biiitchez!)
WE ARE THE %99 AND SOOO AAAREEE YOU!
Love you, James Costaney
“The President has begun a war against mousepads, coffee mugs and other commemorative items in a bid to curb unnecessary government spending and tackle America’s $14trillion deficit.
This week he signed an executive order directing government agencies to cut back on ‘extraneous promotional items’, which the White House says cost taxpayers billions of dollars a year.”-UK post
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