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this has GOT to be one amazing show!
All year end parties must have some dancing. Otherwise how is the mail room guy ever going to get close to the executive secretary? That’s why for our last Hot Tub of the year we’ve got you River City Extension. This indie folk band has a beat that will have you shakin’ by the end of the show. It might give you an excuse to show off your moves for that person you’ve been checking out a few seats over. Can’t wait? Here’s “Something Salty, Something Sweet’ for you courtesy of NPR.
River City Extension is a guest on our 12/19/11 Hot Tub.
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first installment. Michael Costaney on the Beat James Costaney On what EVER it is hes talking about.
“Hey James what did you do for Thanks-Giving?” BUILT A SATALITE…
Anonymous asked: If you had to choose to be stuck in a padded room with Michael Jackson or justin Bieber, who would it be?
Being M.J. is dead.. Id pick him. wouldnt be as annoying as the little baby ditcher, Justin “Baby dahdy” Bieber. i feel for that kid tho.. every night he has to bang a girl and cry just so usher wont think hes gay.. he IS gay. and im pretty sure after im locked in a room with him for over a month he’ll look “Prison sexy” and we will make gay love.
THAT WAS FUN whos next?
ROLL CALL
Wanna act? wanna be in a sketch or two!? yeeeeah YOU DO! the first 5 people to email me at JamesCostaneyComedy@gmail.com will be picked! this comes with a pay wage that will be discussed via face to face due to legal issues. Lets get silly!
Love you all!
James
Anonymous asked: Is your muffin buttered?
No. I just spray ‘Pam’ on them..
Occupy TR’s Mascott.. DAN Krause!
Now Any time the “People” come together to get something done without violence, im ALL for it!.. but thats not to say i wont make fun of some of it! ;0) Me and my Amigo in this Pic went to Occupy Toms River… with just the two of us and this sign we got more support than being with the entire protest. (all 15 of them) People like to root for the underdog! thats why i think we should change the %99 to %1 and %1 to %99 but apparently you juust caant doo that.. weak! but the day was fun, i saw a 17 yearold leave his preggo’d wife with a dollar to go to 7-11 for a snack (hes gonna be a good dad!) i saw a woman let her baby fall into the Huddy Park River (toms river). OH AAND! we marched a mile! THE WRONG WAY! :o) good times.. Good Times..
Love you all
James
OTR! WE DID IT!!!!
“NO MORE MOTHERFUCKING MUGS!!!” Says Obama! (That’sa DIRECT QUOTE! ..its got “” <—-those things.) Also There going after other American Literal “F.u.B.u” wears such as the “I got all the way to the white house and all i got was this lousy tee shirt” Shirt, that’s given to the President as a gag gift when he first gets into office.. Also i mean NO BRAINER they are getting rid of the entire line of that silly “Yes We Can” shit. and finally when they refer to Mouse Pads. Its Pads made of actual Mice. “Mice Pads.. NO MORE OF ‘EM K!? you got it!?” Obama said as he threw his wives in the garbage. From this day forward they are now using that actual button on the staples commercials. GWB is convinced it will work. But all are in agreement! It simply costs the tax payers to much money for them to continue skinning baby mice to make there White House Mouse Pads. “You just need to many of them lil fuckers..” Said one of my White House sources.. Greg. Gregs a really good guy just.. I think he was a registered sex offender at one point in his life.. Chemically castrated i know that.. that’s a FACT.. But Any ways…… in conclusion! WE DID IT!! this is OBVIOUSLY the work of our 17 unorganized GOODHEARTED people i met while i was there.. i was just there for the F A B. (Fly aaasss biiitchez!)
WE ARE THE %99 AND SOOO AAAREEE YOU!
Love you, James Costaney
“The President has begun a war against mousepads, coffee mugs and other commemorative items in a bid to curb unnecessary government spending and tackle America’s $14trillion deficit.
This week he signed an executive order directing government agencies to cut back on ‘extraneous promotional items’, which the White House says cost taxpayers billions of dollars a year.”-UK post
wanna read more from those dirty wise English men use the link!
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2060919/Obama-declares-war-mousepads-coffee-mugs-bid-trim-governments-excessive-spending-swag.html#ixzz1dhj2p8It
